I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
worst night to have a conscience
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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