their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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