your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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