I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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