someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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