do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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