The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
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So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
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He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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