last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize
