and she was petting her beer can
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
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It was like getting head from an anaconda
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
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Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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