Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Randomize
