Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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