He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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