So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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