Fine. I'll sleep in my office
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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