My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
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The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
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Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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