I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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