I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
high people should be assigned attendants
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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