I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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