Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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