pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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