it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
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tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
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his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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