sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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