Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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