oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
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Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.