i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
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He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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