just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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