I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
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You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
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No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
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