dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
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