Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
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How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
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If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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