redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
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It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
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Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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