You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I don't deserve a penis
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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