Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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