White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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