Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Pooping to opera.
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