idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
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So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
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You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
How does one acquire holy water?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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