You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Randomize