I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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