I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
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He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
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She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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