i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Randomize
