ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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