Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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