Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
40s are totally the cure
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
