We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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