Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
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I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
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Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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