Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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