She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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