is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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