Welp...herpes.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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