now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
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Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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