Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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