the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
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So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
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yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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