writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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